Wednesday, May 28, 2008

back by popular demand..

Top Eight Ways To Let Someone Down Easy (While Convincing Them They Don't Like You)
by Rodney Dial

8) Tell them you have an STD

7) Take them to j-dawgs and never call them back

6) Tell them they are too tan

5) Tell them you can't get physical because you went too far with the last girl

4) Tell them you can't get physical because they are too beautiful

3) Agree to get physical, but only if you can video it to improve your moves

2) Try to set her up with one of your friends

1) Talk nonstop about your music career and how you're really trying to focus on it

*****Attenion ladies of Utah County. Proceed with caution.

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