Look how I'm placing all my napkins and my cutlery

Im having a dinner party and I'd like to invite Mat Kearney, Taylor Swift, and Drizzy Drake.

The conversation will go:

"Mat, thanks for exploring every aspect of relationships and leaving and distance and sadness. Taylor, thank you for calling everyone out on their bull and giving up people who are crappy. Finally, Drake, I'd like to thank you for 'Thank Me Later' for rapping so loud and slow in my ears that I can't remember anything else except that I want to be successful and at 23 and single it's okay that success is all that matters.

..Now eat your vegetables!"