Dear Complexion- thank you for acting your age, not Lebron James' shoe size.
Dear Henri- Stop whining.
Dear Tax Return- I cannot wait to introduce you to Coco Chanel and Christian Louboutin. I think you will be great friends.
Dear Warm Weather- please never leave me.
Dear Dad- I love you.
Dear Mother-Nature-In-Charge-Of-Utah- please send a blizzard that will force everyone to move south.
Dear Right Knee- you're too young to start feeling like this. I need you to hang in there for me a couple more years.